| 10 | The Three Stooges are not available |
| 9 | Unlike Politicians, DR Bud the Clown Promises and Delivers |
| 8 | Always Reliable, Professional, Flexible, Affordable and Highly Recommended |
| 7 | Their Show is Visually Exciting and Original. |
| 6 | They continually keep the Crowd Laughing. |
| 5 | Most of their Volunteers have survived. |
| 4 | Dr Bud's Retirement Fund needs a big boost. |
| 3 | It is a FUN and Easy Show for your Technical Staff. |
| 2 | DR Bud 's kids hope to go to clown college. |
| 1 | Everybody loves clowns |